To: The Dunder Mifflin staff, Scranton Branch
cc: NBC
RE: Last night's season finale
From: Lindsay
Toby: You will be missed (though apparently not by Michael). Best of luck in Costa Rica. If you leave a forwarding address, maybe Pam will send you a wedding announcement - if Jim ever proposes!
Holly: Michael has a crush on you. So does Kevin. But Michael needs a nice girl. I say give him a shot.
Ryan: White collar crime?! What the heck were you thinking?!?! Also, the scruff makes you look like a drug addict. Oh wait...you are.
Mr. Andrew Bernard: I have a MAJOR bone to pick with you. It was so not okay for you to steal Jim's thunder. Also, Angela? She doesn't even like you. (I actually wonder if she likes anyone.) But bahhh! you completely thwarted what would have been the ideal Office episode!
Jim: I know your plans were royally foiled by Andy, but you still could have asked her. The moment would have still been a special one. And now, if past episodes have taught me anything, I'll have to wait until Christmas for you to make your move.
Pam: He was! He was! He was going to ask you last night! Hang on, Pam, hang on! He still wants to ask you!
Phyllis(/Jim): Great party.
Dwight and Angela: There are no words.
Michael: Don't go back to Jan! Her baby is not your baby. She did a cruel thing to you and doesn't deserve you. (I mean, you may be an idiot, but deep down you're a nice guy.) Take Holly! She's a nice girl. She does Yoda impressions, just like you. You guys could totally hit it off. But if not Holly, at least don't go back to Jan!
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9 comments:
OH! What good tidbits! C and I have decided to not watch “The Office” until the season comes out on DVD. Mainly because it was taking over our lives, we wouldn’t do anything and Thursday night because of it! Just have to wait until August when it will hopefully be out on DVD!!!
I actually wonder if the baby will end up being Michael's. They made it a point to say the sperm bank was near the IHOP he always eats at. What if he happened to donate after breakfast one day?
Great post! You know, last night Frank and I were first convinced that it would be Michael that spoiled the evening with an impromptu proposal to Holly... then we thought perhaps to Jan in duty... but we didn't see the Andy/Angela one coming! And until next season...
Nobody saw any of those things coming. The writers totally gave us a 180. Good writeup.
Jan has having a baby?!?!
I miss the Office every Thursday because of Young Women's .. I'm not gonna lie - it's a very serious sacrifice on my part!
excellent write-up. i was very frustrated after last night's episode. guess they do what they can to keep us hanging...
It's true. I'm not sure what's worse: Jim not proposing (like you were lamenting yesterday) or Jim almost proposing and then . . . not plus the cliff-hanger season ending for every single character.
This writer's strike has bummed me out. It feels like the season just got started with character development and everything and then it was over. Sad. I can't wait til it starts up again in 4 months!
what was the name of the song that Michael scott sang on stage in last night's episode - anyone know?
ditto ditto ditto... I couldn't have said it any better!
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