Monday, April 30, 2007

Please don't make me EVER do that again.

Good news, everyone -- I survived that dreaded, 3-hour glucose test. Hooray! It went about how I expected it would:
  • It took 4 hours instead of 3,
  • Because the first attempt at getting blood from my tiny, wimpy veins required three different nurses,
  • Who all had to try 2-3 times each.
  • The subsequent attempts at drawing my blood were just about as pathetic,
  • And now I have too many holes, which are quickly developing into too many bruises, in both of my arms and on the tops of my hands.
  • It was not fun,
  • And I've never been more excited to leave somewhere in order to go to work.
  • Also, I've never been more eager to scarf down a peanut butter and jelly sandwich once I was allowed to eat again. Whether for religious reasons or medical ones, fasting's never been easy for me, but it's really just not a kind thing to do to an always-hungry pregnant woman.
On the plus side, though, the glucose drink they gave me was carbonated, which made getting it down much, much more pleasant. Also, the nurses were nice and genuinely felt really bad for sticking me so many times. And what girl, holding down an 8-5 job, gets to sit and read for 4 hours on a Monday morning?

Anyway, my doctor should be getting the results sometime later today. I think I tested just fine at each round, though, so hopefully no worries on that end of the ordeal. [Update: I passed! So, yay.]

And now I am ready to enjoy the rest of my day. After work, Blake and I will start checking items off our Things To Do Before Vacation List. Tonight's endeavors include haircuts and a trip to Target. Also, I think we will watch that PBS documentary, The Mormons. Blake has recruited several of his professors to watch it (he's such a good missionary), and it would be nice to see what's included so he can be prepared to answer questions. Besides that, it looks really interesting.

9 comments:

Sarah Kay said...

Congrats on passing! Woot! I'm glad they finally found your veins. The things we do for babies....

Anonymous said...

I'm so glad you passed! Hooray! I had the test done and the lady who did the first draw picked the tiniest vein to use (trying to save a bigger vein for the less experienced girl who would do the later stabs), which hurt so bad that I just about passed out (my hearing went to almost nothing, I saw black - I had been fasting for 20 hours already and it wasn't pretty). Bruise city!

Lindsay said...

Sarah -- AMEN! We do REALLY crazy things for babies. They're worth it, though, right? :)

Kristeee -- Um...ouch!

Jenny said...

I am excited about that documentary, I hope its not to biased in the wrong direction. I'm glad you survived your test. I still had my bruises from the first test when I got the 3 hr one, so my arms looked pretty bad. I heard mineral oil helps bruises go away. Never tried it though.

Celia Marie (W.) B. said...

Nice. I can't imagine trying to fast while pregnant. I can barely make it 2 hours between food before I start feeling [irritable, tired, naseous, HUNGRY]. I can't imagine going 4.

I generally don't have problems with nurses sticking me with regular needles, but once upon a time Matt and I sold our plasma.

Now that was an interesting experience. Those needles were bigger than normal needles. They always used the very smallest possible, but they needed a very skilled "sticker" to not go straight through my vein causing bruising across more than half my forearm. So I feel your pain.

Anonymous said...

Ugh, yeah. I always make them use a butterfly needle on my hand to take blood. Otherwise I end up in a mass of bruises.
I think they should market the glucose drink to 8 year olds.

goddessdivine said...

Hate getting blood drawn. Hate anybody skicking me with anything. Glad you got that over with.

Let us know how the documentary is; I don't have time this week to watch it. I too worry about it being biased.

Jenny said...

Did you know the 'glocola' for the second test has like 75 or 100 grams of sugar in it? Freaking nasty.

Lindsay said...

Silly Marie -- Yeah...4 hours is hard. But when you account for the fact that you have to start the test after having fasted for 10-12 hours (i.e. eat dinner the night before and go in first thing in the morning), it only gets harder. I hope you just pass your screening test so you don't have to do this.

Becca -- Oh, indeed. Butterfly needles are the only way to go.

Jenny -- 100 grams? Is that why I felt so slap-happy after drinking it? :)

Kristen -- Part I was very good, I thought. For the most part, they equally represented both sides of the opinion table. There were only a few comments that didn't sit so well with me. Anyhow, I'm looking forward to Part II tonight.