The Country Club

Here is a word of caution to those of you who may one day be called to be the Activity Days leader in your ward: Even though it might be free, and even though it might be a good follow up to a previous activity on good table manners, don't take a group of seven 8-to-11-year-old girls to dinner at the country club because they will invariably need to use the fancy restroom about 17 times each and dinner will end up lasting 2 1/2 hours. Oh, and they just might start adding sweetener packets to their ice waters. Yeah, just take my word on this one. (This happened on Wednesday and I'm still trying to recover.)